daisy chain

going to the park.
to shiver.
to cycle.
to absorb sun.
to play.
to autumn.

home

Hmm well it was more boring than I had expected and Coelho didnt show but I managed to scrawl something of a new song on a napkin. Since Im writing out Ill stick it up. Its really a very sad song but kind of funny too which is nice.

staring at the ceiling
nothing to believe in
the needle on the record says of lost the loving feeling
you might not be so righteous if youd seen the girl i should be feeling

one night is too much
i cant look her in the eye
i thought that maybe should keep me satisfied
maybe another bottle and Ill make it through the night

even a great fellator,
cant help me to replace you
Van sings brown eyed girl
her ice blue eyes make me a traitor
glancing strangely up at me I see your face and desecrate her

one night is too much
i just cant look her in the eye
sixty virgins couldnt replace you walking down that aisle
maybe another bottle and shell smell like you tonight

in the night i lie in bed
and youre my amputated leg
and while i know youre next him
ill stick with a prosthetic limb


Oh also the artist Jack vettriano was there. quite a nice, funny guy. heres one of his-

Bah Humbug

Im not too good at celebrity gala dinners. I start to get riled up as soon as I see the room full of flickering candles and little table displays with fish in and as the people begin to eat I begin to feel ill. Noone can manage friendly word and the atmosphere turns more and more hostile until only the youngest prettiest girl can hold a smile. The men usually turn to the food for comfort and, if theyve any sense, the alcohol but the ladies are fearsome. You can hear them snarling in the corridors like wounded tigresses.
By this point the celebrities are of little interest. Unfortunately now I have to enter this joyless party and listen to the most hated writer, Paulo Alchemist Coelho, accept and give some irrelevant award. Given a half chance Ill nip over to his table, steal is glasses and cover the lenses in tabasco sauce. Cant hurt.